I love to hate Facebook. It’s practically a hobby of mine. It blows my mind that Facebook is largely considered to be the new Google. I mean, even Google employees are defecting to Facebook. Lots of them! To friggin’ Facebook! A company whose website can’t even implement consistent navigation control…

Until two days ago I was one of the few—the proud—FaceBook and Twitter holdouts. Facebook is just one big buggy mess slash privacy nightmare slash self-inflicted spam machine. And twitter… well, I still don’t really “get” twitter. Short, mindless messages ad nauseam? Pass. But since everyone and their mothers—mine included, I think—are on one or …