Ha! I just proved Gmail wrong. I have several email addresses, all of which dump into my primary Gmail account. One address is for personal stuff, one is for work related stuff, one is…. eh, you get my drift. Lots of address, lots of purposes. I also have lots of alarm bells that go off …

Cyberpowerfucked: A term that was originally used to describe what happens when you buy a computer from CyberPower inc, but has now broadened to mean ‘any piece of computer hardware that breaks soon after you receive it.